Lost & Found

Dimensional Intake Archive

*** DIMENSIONAL INTAKE PROTOCOL IN EFFECT *** DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RETURN ITEMS TO THEIR DIMENSION OF ORIGIN *** ALL EXHIBITS ARE VIEW-ONLY *** HANDLE WITH EXISTENTIAL CAUTION ***

About This Archive

Items occasionally arrive at DeRP's warehouse from other dimensions. This is not a metaphor. A filing cabinet appeared in Warehouse 7 on a Tuesday. A crate of promotional materials manifested in the loading dock during a thunderstorm. A set of film posters was found inside a shipping container that, according to our records, was empty when sealed.

Rather than attempt to return these items—to where, exactly?—DeRP catalogues them. The following exhibits are presented for research purposes only. They are not for sale. They are not for rent. Several of them may not be entirely real. We make no guarantees about their dimensional stability.

20th Dimension Films

Film Archive — Dimension 20th

20th Dimension Films

A catalogue of films that should not have been, and thankfully weren't.

Complete archive of Murray Pfennig's legendary production company (1987–1994), including 11 pitch documents, treatments, and promotional materials recovered from an unmarked filing cabinet that materialised in Warehouse 7 on a Tuesday.

Dimensional Quarantine View Exhibit →
Campaign Posters from Another Dimension

Political Ephemera — Dimension Unknown (Bajoran Wormhole Adjacent)

Campaign Posters from Another Dimension

A complete election cycle from a universe where Deep Space Nine was a documentary.

Eight political artefacts recovered from a dimensional rift that opened briefly in Warehouse 12 during a power surge. The collection includes official campaign materials, attack ads, a Super PAC endorsement of questionable legality, an independent candidate's manifesto, a debate announcement, a grassroots yard sign, and a formal non-endorsement from a man who once punched a god. Carbon dating is inconclusive. The posters smell faintly of kanar.

Dimensional Quarantine Exhibit sealed
Pillow Fridge

Appliance — Dimension Unknown

Pillow Fridge

Sleep Cool™. From a dimension where Freon is still friendly.

A 187-pound refrigeration unit designed to cool a single pillow. Recovered from a crate that appeared on the loading dock during an electrical storm. The crate smelled faintly of Freon and mid-century optimism. 240V dedicated circuit required.

Dimensional Quarantine View Exhibit →
NOTICE: All items in the Dimensional Intake Archive are held under DeRP Inc. Interdimensional Salvage Protocols (ISP-7). Removal, duplication, or existential questioning of archived materials is prohibited without written authorisation from the Department of Dimensional Compliance (currently unstaffed).
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